To our great disappointment, we haven been informed by our security people that not only most of our close friends, but also our mascot dog, what we call Topoli, is an agent who has come to kill us.
With his cute looks and his charming ways, he has fooled us into believing that we can trust him. But unfortunately we found out that he is reporting back to his paymasters. He is being paid well, and during our absence he lives the life of a billionaire. Our security people have taken pictures and video of him spending time in his pool, surrounded by several beautiful bitches. And when he’s done with his business, he takes off in his private jet to go on vacation on the Bahamas. Topoli, oh boy, you don’t know what awaits you. If you are only in for the money, get ready for a big shock. Those who betray us like this will never see the spaceship in action, and not only those!
From now on we will have breaking news and special announcements every week, to harass those who are trying to find out the truth about us. In a way we have to do this to give agent dogs no chance to stop our infamous p*** roadmap.
As you can see, even our pets act against us in order to confirm their existence. What makes it even worse is that Topoli never added to the knowledge, he only consumed our food. In the coming time we will put an end to this, because putting an end to everything is our wish, and our wish is our command. Go commando!