Movie mayhem alert !

Dear Kukus,

I am upset. In some many ways, you got to understand: One of my 144 doubles cheated on me. He has secretly been working on yet another blockbuster movie, and is planning to release it before I can release mine. This is unwanted competition. And what’s even worse is that his movie is much better than mine!

Please pray for the soul of this crook. May he drown in his own caustic.

As usual, please stay detuned! In the coming time we will announce an announcement. But first give us your data and 12.000 Euro, then the announcement will be announced. You got to understand, but you never understood.

Prof. Kuku Cash

 

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Upcoming movie project !

We are excited to announce our first Hollywood movie project, starring me, Prof. Dr. Kuku Cash, me, Prof. Dr. Kuku Cash, me, Prof. Dr. Kuku Cash, me, Prof. Dr. Kuku Cash, me, Prof. Dr. Kuku Cash, and another guy in an epic 15 hour blockbuster about my life as a full-time liar! If you like Plosmix technology, you don’t wanna miss this!

Coming in 2017! Stay detuned!

 

One Kuku, One Nation

 

This full 2-page booklet, personally signed by me, Prof. Dr. Kuku “Mayhem” Cash, is available in our shop for only 5.000 Euros plus a mandatory donation of 3.500.000 Euros. This is the greed of the man.

If you support us, you reserve yourself the right to be personally slandered by me, Prof. Dr. Kuku “Mayhem” Cash, during at least one of our upcoming what we call workshops. So please, give us your money support, and let’s work together to make this one kuku, one nation. Thank you very much for all your blind servitude, it is under no circumstances appreciated.

 

2005-2015 – the years of scam for humanity

As many of you know, the Kuku Foundation has been predicting many catastrophic events over the past years to gain attention and to keep people afraid. We talked about earthquakes, we talked about attempts on our life, and we predicted the arrival of the second sun. Now people are beginning to realize that all our announcements were nothing but hot air, so as of today, we are changing the course of humanity. Don’t forget, the Kuku Foundation is not us anymore, the Kuku Foundation is YOU. We have hundreds of thousands of followers all around the world, who have been naive enough to believe all our fairy tales so far, why should we allow them to change ? So from now on, we ask YOU to come up with new catastrophic predictions to scare humanity and to make them believe that buying our products can save their lives. This way it is a win-win situation for all of us. You are being kept busy, and we can continue to steal your money which is what we call it goes back to your nation.

And believe you me, no matter what we tell you, none of it is true. But as all of you are loyal to the foundation, you will do whatever we ask of you, because you are here to serve and to give unconditionally, without ever questioning us. In so many ways you have no choice, because our wish is your command. Those who set up different websites to tell the truth about us, these are the laundry terrorists of the drug thieves or whatever, who sit on their chairs in different countries and the rest. In time they will be proven correct. As you can see, in the coming weeks and months we are hopefully correct too. But don’t rely on it. As you see, we don’t talk. In time you lot will understand, then we will hopefully teach you.

Uncle Cash

Agents in da house!

To our great disappointment, we haven been informed by our security people that not only most of our close friends, but also our mascot dog, what we call Topoli, is an agent who has come to kill us.

With his cute looks and his charming ways, he has fooled us into believing that we can trust him. But unfortunately we found out that he is reporting back to his paymasters. He is being paid well, and during our absence he lives the life of a billionaire. Our security people have taken pictures and video of him spending time in his pool, surrounded by several beautiful bitches. And when he’s done with his business, he takes off in his private jet to go on vacation on the Bahamas. Topoli, oh boy, you don’t know what awaits you. If you are only in for the money, get ready for a big shock. Those who betray us like this will never see the spaceship in action, and not only those!

From now on we will have breaking news and special announcements every week, to harass those who are trying to find out the truth about us. In a way we have to do this to give agent dogs no chance to stop our infamous p*** roadmap.

As you can see, even our pets act against us in order to confirm their existence. What makes it even worse is that Topoli never added to the knowledge, he only consumed our food. In the coming time we will put an end to this, because putting an end to everything is our wish, and our wish is our command. Go commando!

Kuku Cash

Welcome !

The Kuku Foundation is a non-profit organization that informs the human public of Earth and all ET’s of the Galactic Federation about the wonderful experiments and products of Prof. Kuku Cash, the glorious inventor of the revolutionary Plosmix technology. This amazing technology opens new horizons for humanity since the human body has the ability to grow two wings just by adding a small quantity of GONS material to the food. So Prof. Kuku Cash promises humanity the freedom to fly, not with airplanes, rockets, UFO’s, or other primitive devices, but with proper WINGS.

Next to that, the Kuku Foundation is a religious organization, and even GOD is a loyal Gold Member. God has his own smaller throne next to the larger throne of Prof. Kuku Cash.

Silver Members of the Kuku Foundation have the possibility to ask God direct questions by mail or during livestream sessions.

Prof. Kuku Cash during a first exclusive interview on GFNN (the Galactic Federation News Network): “No please, don’t call me Prof. Kuku Cash, just call me kuku, I am very modest. These are very exciting moments for me and my wives! To show you the ethos of the KukuFoundation and the impact of Plosmix, I told my first wife, who I call Madame: I give you two months to grow your wings, so get out of my house. I will keep the kid. You see, Madame has a brain the size of a pea, and I am only interested in young women that have a PHD in science or are a MD. You see we need to put things correct. Since men have the right to have ten wives, I will choose ten new ones, and I will share the oldest one with God, my Father. Further I can inform you that all world leaders will need to obey my wishes, I and my Father God are their creators, and at my wish, I can end their lives, in a short white flash. My wish is my command.”

During the GFNN interview Kuku was accompanied by his 12 disciples, which he calls “my personal puppets”, 12 brave men with impressive looks, all moving their wings in perfect synchronization, their eyes focused on infinity.

To be continued SOON. Website in progress.